robotsquid:

"MAN THIS STORY I’M WRITING IS GONNA BE SO GOOD I’M SO PUMPED"

"I CAN’T WAIT TO DEVELOP THE SHIT OUT OF THESE CHARACTERS"

"HOT DAMN THAT ONE SCENE NEAR THE MIDDLE IS GONNA BE BITCHIN’"

"THIS PLOT TWIST IS THE SINGLE BEST IDEA I’VE EVER HAD IN MY LIFE"

~one hour later~

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zealots-of-the-lady:

satumitsumi:

nergal-junior:

(To Westboro Baptist Church)

"If you really believe in standing up to those threatening the Christian way of life," Hills said on his UK television program "The Last Leg," "how about putting your money where your mouth is, taking a direct flight to Iraq and picketing the people threatening to behead Christians if they don’t convert?"

Hills then took his suggestion a step further by making a generous offer. “I will personally pay for every member of the Westboro Baptist Church to fly to Iraq right now. I’ll even fly you first class and pay the carbon offset.”

GUYS

THEY ACCEPTED

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(Source)

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wailtothethief:

Fuck I’m walking downtown and I pass a group of guys staring at me and I think “great catcall time” but then one guy goes “you look like you could kill a man a million different ways with just your bare hands”. This. This is an acceptable comment to give a girl on the street.

» The Taste of Summer is the Country Air and the Mint on Your Lips

beaniesscrawlings:

Eremin AU where Eren is working at a ice cream parlor for the summer in his grandmother’s small town, where the flies probably move faster than the human inhabitants, and there’s more ancient cars that have been rotting on the side of the road with weeds overtaking them than Eren cares to count.
Then, about a week into this dull job, a blond haired boy around Eren’s age, with a stack of books in his arms, skullcandy earbuds hanging from his neck playing some Green Day song, and a shy, incredibly cute smile walks in, setting his stuff up in the corner before heading over to the counter with a crumpled ten dollar bill in his hands.
Eren, of course, is trying not to stare as he serves up the waffle cone with two scoops of mint chocolate chip with a drizzle of hot fudge.
And the blond comes the next day, and the next, until Eren and he are on a first name basis, and Armin, the blond, has moved from his corner, to the counter, so that he and Eren can talk.
Eren finds out that Armin has also been stuck in this town for the summer, and the two city boys eventually start hanging out outside of Eren’s shift. They take Eren’s grandfather’s ATV up to the top of a mountain for a night, where they stargaze, they head out onto Armin’s grandparent’s dock at 6 in the morning to try their hand at fishing, they traipse through some meadows until they find a tree to relax under in the safety of it’s shade…essentially, they both get a little taste of the country in their lives…and a little more tasting of each other’s lips as time goes on, and eventually, when they head up to the top of the mountain to stargaze, well…it becomes an overnight thing, because they lose too much time in each other’s arms, alternating between making out, talking in drowsy murmurs with their fingers laced together as they gaze up at the stars, and Eren pecking Armin all over his face until he’s in a fit of giggles.

imaginebaggins:

Russell Brand Messiah Complex

alilfallofrain:

raggedyanndy:

thispleasesmorbo:

spellboundsama:

THAT IS GORGEOUS

heterochromia is one of the coolest aesthetics the human body can muster

a very groovy mutation

Thank you, Charles Xavier.

ladyikaricosplay:

frankincennamon:

egobus:

dionysus and apollo have quickly become two of my favourite greek gods 

so I looked them up and I found my new favourite picture 

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look at their faces 

look at how fucking drunk dionysus is 

look at apollo 

look at his face

so judgmental 

i love it 

Wait a second…

Is that…

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O.O…they became GODS ..:D

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pyralsnout:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Pluto Tumblr Posts photoset

(You’re welcome)

OHANA MEANS FAMILY
VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU